Tomorrow is Father's day and my kids are very excited because we got Jeff a Wii fit for Father's day. He has been talking about trying to lose weight for about 6 months now and his first plan is not working.
The deal was that every 5 lbs he lost he would get a nice gift from me. Basically he wanted a blow job. Now why this is different then anything we already do was beyond me, but I guess he thought that if he could only get one after he lost weight then he would lose it.
Well that lasted about 1 day. He lost 2 lbs and he looked at me and said "2 lbs right".
I said "Nice Try".
Since his first plan is not working I thought I would help him along. I think the kids will be using it more then he does.